The following is a Copy of invitation to Lady Kitty Rosewater's Charity Auction. The originals have since decomposed.
Notice to Darwin Whitecrest; Personal Assistant and Chronic Liaison:
Thank you very much for the newsletter concerning our dear Armand. Lady Rosewater, my employer, was surprised to learn that he is well. Rumors have been unkind as of late. Knitting circles and weblogs have been spinning tales of illness.
In response, Lady Rosewater cordially invites both you and Armand to our favorite charity event. We will be holding our New York Auction at Christy’s Auction House. You may arrive as per usual protocol, by helicopter or parachute. This year’s theme is: auction for auctioneers. The money raised will go to the auctioneers suffering from various forms of arthritis from gavel handling and fast-talking.
As Lady Rosewater is chairwoman and designated “big spender” of the event, we would be pleased to the teeth if Armand could attend.
Love to all,
Anastasia van Orange
Assistant to Lady Rosewater
**Christy's Auction House is not the same well-known Christie's © auction house located in London, England.
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