Dear Mr. Whitecrest,
I apologize for the missing details regarding our auction location, a minor problem that occurred with a good number of our invitations due its edible nature. Our carrier pigeons are feeling the side effects of that clerical misjudgement. Find the enclosed auction address [omitted from this post due to security concerns]. We will add an additional note regarding the plexibubble to our program. My curiosity concerning this device has the better of me. Guests to the auction will be arriving via helicopter or parachute, as usual. Will Mr. Periwinkle’s plexibubble helmet prevent lifts and drops?
Anastasia van Orange
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Follow the story of assistants Darwin and Anastasia as they dodge bullets, attend parties, and manage the clandestine projects for their insanely powerful and always visionary bosses.
What is it all about?
Darwin Whitecrest and Anastasia van Orange started working for members of the extremely powerful and influential LBS in the summer of 2000. This site follows the trials and tribulations of these purple prose assistants. Read this introduction.
Glossary of imaginary terms
L.B.S.
Abbreviation for Ladies, Barons, and Sultans. They are ultra-wealthy inventors, fashion icons, scientists, and the bosses to the Illuminati.
Plexibubble (plĕk' sĭ-bŭbl)
A lightweight thermoplastic derived from plexybutanol-hydrate-cosmostic
-matterum (pronunciation may vary) located in Saturn's rings.
E.C.F.O.T.C.U.N.A.N.A.
Also known as the Satellite Army. The Abbreviation of no known meaning, perhaps another tactic by the enemy meant to distract everyone else. They are a highly dangerous, techno-savvy breakaway faction of the people-loving L.B.S. Needless to say, the E.C.F.O.T.C.U.N.A.N.A. do not love anything but enjoy the bitter taste of disdain for the common man.
Known agents of the Satellite Army include Mme. Simone Vicaduer a.k.a. Zinovy Milchovy and alternative reality Gerard Butler, the actor.
Abbreviation for Ladies, Barons, and Sultans. They are ultra-wealthy inventors, fashion icons, scientists, and the bosses to the Illuminati.
Plexibubble (plĕk' sĭ-bŭbl)
A lightweight thermoplastic derived from plexybutanol-hydrate-cosmostic
-matterum (pronunciation may vary) located in Saturn's rings.
E.C.F.O.T.C.U.N.A.N.A.
Also known as the Satellite Army. The Abbreviation of no known meaning, perhaps another tactic by the enemy meant to distract everyone else. They are a highly dangerous, techno-savvy breakaway faction of the people-loving L.B.S. Needless to say, the E.C.F.O.T.C.U.N.A.N.A. do not love anything but enjoy the bitter taste of disdain for the common man.
Known agents of the Satellite Army include Mme. Simone Vicaduer a.k.a. Zinovy Milchovy and alternative reality Gerard Butler, the actor.
About Me
- Jessica Strachan
- Formerly a Brooklyn-based editor, writer, and occasional actress. Now, a Boston-bound new mother with lots of ideas and very little time.
Credit: *These fictional characters were created by Brandon Monk and Jessica Strachan.
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