Dear Ms. van Orange,

Your invitation is accepted and much appreciated. His Honor and Sultan A. Periwinkle is in Santa Fe, where the climate allows for his rejuvenation of cells and yet diagnosed growths to flourish. I do accept your invitation on his behalf but we need a specific date. You see, Armand’s plexybubble is being refitted for him. The doctors have collectively agreed that Armand needs to breathe pure Ozone and so the plexybubble was the only solution. This bubble of plexi-plastic material acts as a helmet, a shield that only covers his head and regulates his atmosphere. Though complicated sounding, no preparations need to be made for him whilst attending the auction. He would only ask that an explanation and description of the plexy bubble be added to the bottom of the auction item description. Something to the point. “His Honorable Sultan Periwinkle is now undergoing treatment for old age and upper respiratory cleansing. Please take no heed when you see a rather large helmet surrounding his head and seemingly cutting off his air-supply. What he wears is a plexybubble helmet and it is by doctor’s orders.” This is only so that those attending do not become overtaken with unnecessary worry with regards to Armand’s well-being.

Cheers,

Darwin Whitecrest
Personal Assistant to A. Periwinkle
VP Chairperson of Plexy Bubble Inc.